I Fucked My Way Out of a Fine For the First Time When I was On Holiday in Thailand
Friday, April 30th, 2010When my brother invited me to take a holiday with him in Thailand, I jumped at the chance. I know he wanted to go there to get jumped - it being the sex capital of the world; I just wanted to spend some time on the beautiful beaches. No fucky-fucky for me. Little did I know that I would end up fucking my way out of a fine.
Out one night, my brother spotted a live sex show and I wasn’t in the mod for another coke guzzling, ping-pong ball popping "vagina’s" session. You have seen one, and you have seen them all.
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We went our separate ways, agreeing to meet at the hotel later, and I found a nice quite bar and settled down to meet some locals. Needing to smoke, I went outside and stood on the pavement, there was a cop across the road and his eyes met mine, so we cordially greeted one-another.
Watching him from beneath my lashes, I enjoyed my cigarette and threw it on the floor to kill it. As I was about to walk back into the bar for another drink, I felt someone grab me by the inside of my elbow.
It was the cop and very politely he asked me to accompany me to his police vehicle as he had to issue a fine. "A fine - for what?" I responded. For breaking the law was his response.
Images of a Thai prison flashed across my mind and then, I thought to ask what was the reason for the fine? "For dropping your cigarette, it is a 0 fine." Oh god, this was about all my spending money, how could I get out of this? I charmed him.
Trying to talk my way out of it, I said I was a tourist and that I didn’t know the law and was promptly told that this was no excuse for breaking it. Thinking I might end up in a Thai prison (something no-one wants) I turned on the charm and I asked him how I could avoid the fine.
He made no excuses, just came right out and said I could have a date with him and fuck my way out of it, so I agreed. We got into his police car and he drove me to Phuket beach, where it is illegal to fuck on the beach and this is what we did.
You know, I couldn’t believe it, this was the first time I had ever fucked my way out of a fine, and he was so polite about it, but he could have been an axe murderer for all I knew. He drove me back to the bar and asked me if he could see me again the next day, so I agreed and we are still great friend - what a way to meet people??
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